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Collect your favourite tunes heard throughout the episodes.
| Episode # | Title | Song Titles | Artist | Scene Description |
| 3.01 Kill Ari Part1 | "Strange (Dub Version)" | Collide | When Abby is doing the ballistics on the 308 |
| 3.02 Kill Ari Part 2 | "The Viper" | Dixieland | Playing at Kate's funeral. |
| 3.03 Mind Games | |||
| 3.04 Silver War | |||
| 3.05 Switch | |||
| 3.06 The Voyeur's Web | "Ooh La La" | Goldfrapp | Opening scene. |
| "Threatened" | Bitstream Dream | ||
| 3.06 The Voyeur's Web | "Centuries Old Warlock" | Dominic Kelly | Lab scene with Abby and Gibbs then later for Chip's first appearance. |
| 3.06 The Voyeur's Web | "Total Recall" | Numeriklab | Abby and Chip eating popcorn and watching porn. |
| 3.06 The Voyeur's Web | "Alpha ROM" | Numeriklab | Lab scene with Abby discussing the found knife with Chip. |
| 3.07 Honor Code | |||
| 3.08 – Under Covers | "Got it" |
Goapele | Tony and Ziva in the hotel room:
Beginning plays when Ziva says to Tony "I'd really like some music…something with a little beat dear." When Tony and Ziva create a diversion so that Gibbs and team can burst in on people surveilling the hotel room. |
| 3.09 Frame-Up | "Hole Solution" | Android Lust | |
| 3.10 Probie | |||
| 3.11 Model Behavior | |||
| 3.12 Boxed In | |||
| 3.13 Deception | "Empire of Destruction" | Dominic Kelly | Ziva watching McGee sort out the computer |
| 3.14 Light Sleeper | |||
| 3.15 Head Case | "Twisted Transistor" | Korn | Begining scene in the garage. |
| 3.16 – Family Secrets | "Name of the Game" (Note: Profanity in song.) |
Crystal Method | Basketball scene |
| 3.17 – Ravenous | "Your Man" | Josh Turner | Tony and Ziva enter the bar |
| 3.17 – Ravenous | "Don't Speak" | Sonic Toolbox Music Library | When Ziva gives Abby her gift |
| 3.17 – Ravenous | "Evil Night Together" | Jill Tracy | Playing when Abby opens her gift from Gibbs |
| 3.18 – Bait | "Lights Out" | P.O.D | Beginning of the episode |
| 3.19 Iced | "Mi Placa" | Latin Music Specialists | Playing when team visits LVM hangout (street) |
| "Miami Sibella" | Heavy Hitters | Playing inside the LVM hangout | |
| 3.20 Untouchable | |||
| 3.21 – Bloodbath | "Over My Head (Cable Car)" | The Fray | Abby and McGee in McGee's apartment. |
| 3.21 – Bloodbath | "American Witch" | Rob Zombie | At Krime Kleaners office. |
| 3.22 Jeapardy | |||
| 3.23 Hiatus (1) | |||
| 3.24 Hiatus (2) |
Prime-time viewership numbers compiled by the Nielsen Co. for May 10-16. Listings include the week’s ranking and viewership. 1. “American Idol” (Wednesday), Fox, 19.57 million. 2. “American Idol” (Tuesday), Fox, 19.17 million. 3. “Dancing With the Stars,” ABC, 19.16 million. 4. “NCIS,” CBS, 17.23 …
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Sorgiña (Kate) I'm not trying to take advantage of you Gibbs, I promise.
SilverStar48: Gee, Kate, I had no idea you felt this way! *grins*
MargyW: Did the earth move for you too?
MargyW: No matter WHAT you do, Kate, you are NOT becoming the next Mrs Gibbs!
SilverStar48: (Kate) Gibbs, you tell anybody about this and I'm going to deny it!
Sorgiña:(Gibbs) Well, Kate if you don't want me to tell DiNozzo about this, you're going to have to..
Sorgiña (Kate) If Tony finds out about this, well, you don't want to know what I'm capable of …
MargyW: So now that you've got me, Kate, what are you going to do with me?
Sorgiña: (Kate) You know it would have been much easier if you just asked me out like any normal guy.
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) You might have cleaned your teeth before I kissed you Kate, your breath stinks!
MargyW (follow on from Sorgina): (Kate) Hey! You were the one who insisted I have garlic prawns for lunch!
Sorgiña: (Kate) You really ought to trim the hairs of your nose a little more frequently
MargyW: (Gibbs) Are you sure those vampire contact lenses were a good idea Kate? You look hungover.
Sorgiña: (Kate) I'm a little drunk Gibbs, sh-sh-sh-shouldn't a had that 3rd Martini.
SilverStar48: Ah, Kate, you can get off of me now.
Sorgiña: (Kate) Is the idea of kissing me so repugnant you have to pull that face?
MargyW: I know you promised me the ride of my life, Gibbs, but this is just ridiculous!
Abbiefan1: I'm sorry Kate, you're just not my type. However, if you dyed your hair red well, maybe.
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) And here, I always thought you were so proper! What happened?
Sorgiña (following SilverStar48) (Kate) I just thought you deserved a little birthday present (Gibbs) Oh so DiNozzo doesn't match up, that why you two bicker all day.
Sorgiña: (Kate) Unless you wanna know what happens when my right knee gets angry, I wouldn't pull that little stunt again if I were you (Gibbs) Threatening a Gunny Katie is a dumb thing to do y'know, right..
Sorgiña: (Kate) Is that really your knee Gibbs?
MargyW (follow on from Sorgina): (Gibbs) I am NOT DiNozzo, Kate.
Sorgiña (follow on from MargyW): (Kate) Yeah! pull the other one it's got bells on! (Gibbs) Y'know you shouldn't hang around Ducky too much, you start talking strange.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Sorry Kate, your hair's the wrong color for me to be really interested. (Kate) That's okay Gibbs, I really prefer that new guy McGee anyway.
silmann13: "uh…sorry Gibbs…..won't happen again!" (Kate thinking) Wow, how I wish you were Mark Harmon!
MargyW: (Kate) The things a girl has to do to get a cuddle around here.
Sorgiña: (Kate) Y'know Gibbs if you don't let me go, my priest is going to give me a load of penance for what we're doing now!
MargyW (Gibbs) Your priest? Mine still hasn't recovered from the 3 divorces!
Sorgiña: (Kate) Thought you would simply have been ex-communicated!
MargyW: (following Sorgina): (Gibbs) I was ex-communicated… each of my wives stopped speaking to me before we were divorced.
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Got some grey hair there Katie, the perfect excuse to dye your hair red and then we could date (Kate) GIBBS!!!! I never thought I'd say this but you're worse than Tony!
MargyW (following Sorgina): (Gibbs) He takes after his dad.
MargyW: (Kate – thinking) Okay, that's it…. I've got his wallet.
ZivaDavid3: (gibbs) if Tony sees us doing THIS, tell him it was YOU'RE idea!
Ziva4lyf: W'ere just friends Kate, not friends with privileges!
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Kate) Yes! Now I can steal his badge and become the team leader! (Gibbs) You'll do what? (Kate) Crap!….Did I say that out loud?
agentlucy: (Kate) Sorry, I was just trying to… read what that thing behind you says.
Sorgiña (following agentlucy): (Gibbs) And you say I need glasses! Wait till DiNozzo hears this. Ha-ha (Kate) Gibbs, you wouldn't, would you? (Gibbs) Wanna negotiate? My terms Katie.
agentlucy: (Kate) Oh um uhhh… look at that little eye behind you, next to your hand!
princessjoey630: (Kate) Your nosehairs nee trimming again.
bourbon_bonbon: (Kate) You're quite fit, Gibbs. (Gibbs) Yeah, I work out.
VivaLaTiva: (Gibbs) of all the times you picked now? (Kate) if Tony finds out (Gibbs) i know
HaeHae: (Gibbs) Ok Kate..I love ya…but you really need a tic-tac!
KatieTodd: What about rule 12?
LOTRjunkie14: (Gibbs thinking) "If anybody enters the room within the next 5 seconds, they're dead."
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Kate) Ummmmmmm hi Gibbs how are you? (Gibbs) Kate what did you do?
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Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) Heads you interview the suspect, tails I do it.
Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) You annoyed Fornell again, didn't you? Now, how do we explain to Ducky his crime scene's been meddled with? (Gibbs) We just let him throw Fornell into that stream over there (DiNozzo) Man! Boss, you're all heart..
NCISlover161: (DiNozzo) How do you tell a woman you love her? (Gibbs) You are asking me?
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) So, are you in for the poker game tonight? (DiNozzo) Yeah! but you better keep an eye on Fornell this time, I don't him cheating like last Friday (Gibbs) Don't worry Tony! McGee's fixed up some feed thingy to watch all Fornell's moves (DiNozzo) Aw man! that's so sneaky. Yeah!!!!!!!!
Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) Sorry Boss but it's Probie's turn to do the coffee run, I've done it three times already today, without taking into account the other days, so N.O. (Gibbs) DiNozzo don't push your luck, I'm not in the mood. (DiNozzo) Hey! I told you shouldn't date one woman more than two weeks, but you wouldn't listen, would you?
MargyW: Dammit DiNozzo, how many times do I have to tell you that I do not take cream in my coffee?
SilverStar48: C'mon, Boss! We're at the park, why can't I ride the merry-go-round before we go?
Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) No way am I gonna be the one to tell Ziva she's got B.O., that's Probie's job.
NCISlover161: (DiNozzo) " Boss you can't fire me for taking pictures…maybe that one of up Ziva's skirt was pushing it but…please boss please!
SilverStar48: Gee, Boss. I didn't think you could smack the back of my head if I was wearing my cap!!
MargyW (follow on from SilverStar48): Ya think, DiNozzo?
Abbiefan1: (Gibbs) You're gonna blink first DiNozzo. (Tony) No way boss, you're going down.
Sorgiña : Gibbs – thinking "let's see how long he lasts before laughing" / DiNozzo – thinking "he thinks I don't know what he's playing at, but there's no way I'm even gonna smile before he does, got my reputation as Ohio State Uni all out winner 1990."
MargyW: (DiNozzo) Awww, Boss, pleeassssee? (Gibbs) No DiNozzo. I am not letting you interview 13 blonde, 22 year old bikini models without a minder.
Sorgiña (following on from MargyW): (DiNozzo) And you're the minder right Boss? (Gibbs) Any objections DiNozzo? (DiNozzo) Like you said to Kate once, old but not dead (headcuff) OW!! What was that for? (Gibbs) Call me old again and you won't get to share the eye-candy with me.
MargyW: I've told you before, DiNozzo, go before we leave the office.
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Open your mouth DiNozzo? (DiNozzo shakes his head defiantly) You want me to tickle you like last time?
MargyW: (Gibbs) DiNozzo! Sit! Stay!
MargyW: (Gibbs – thinking) How do I tell DiNozzo his breath stinks like a wet dog?
Sorgiña: (Tony – thinking) How do I tell the Boss he's got B.O.?
MargyW: (McGee – out of shot) Give it up Tony, there's only one alpha male around here and that's the Boss.
MargyW: (Tony) I'm taller than you, I'm younger than you… so how come the chicks always go for you, Boss?
Sorgiña (following MargyW) It's the smell of sawdust Tony, it wows them everytime, and then of course being a bastard helps too, that always gives us one over you nice pretty Italian boys (Tony pouts) "not fair"
MargyW (following Sorgina): (Gibbs) Pouting only works for 3 year olds, DiNozzo.
MargyW: (Gibbs) There is no way on the face of this planet I am letting you interview those strippers we're holding as suspects. McGee can do it. (Tony – wailing) B-b-but BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
MargyW: (Tony) First one to blink buys the coffee. (Gibbs) And the donuts. (Tony) With sprinkles? (Gibbs) Will you ever grow up DiNozzo?
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock:(Gibbs) You know you're just askin' for a headslap. (Tony) I know, but I just had brain surgery. (Gibbs) About time too!
agentlucy: (Tony) Boss, can I please please please have your coffee. I'm about to collapse.
Sorgiña (following agentlucy) (Gibbs) OK, but it's got no sugar in it remember.
agentlucy: (following Sorgiña) (Tony) It's okay, I carry around extra sugar in my pocket on the off-chance you give me your coffee. Okay that didn't sound weird in my head…
MargyW (following agentlucy): (Gibbs) I think you need to have a little talk to the psych when we get back to HQ.
agentlucy: (following MargyW) (Tony) Okay, just gimme the damn coffee!!!!! *attempts to pull it out of Gibbs' hands*
MargyW (following agentlucy): (Gibbs) You got a death wish, DiNozzo?
princessjoey630: (Tony) So…you like stuff?
BellsW: I"m sick and tired of your fatherly routine Boss. The next time you slap me, you're going to be wearing that coffee!!
Windykat: (Gibbs) You have 15 seconds to go get me coffee and be back here with it or I'm going to send you back afloat DiNozzo! (Tony) Geez, Boss! How could you ever send me away again? (Gibbs) 13 seconds now….
Ydnam96: (Tony) Seriously Boss, how do you get those boats out of your basement?
madchic: (Gibbs) Don't look at me like that, you are still going undercover as McGee's fiance. (Tony) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Tony) Boss did I ever tell you how awesome you are (Gibbs) Not unless you want to get smacked (Tony) Got it boss
ZivaDaivd3: (gibbs) DiNozo, are you actually asking advice on how to ask out Ziva? (tony) she's a couger boss. wild and free. (gibbs) you got the wild part right tony.
MargyW: No Ziva! You are not driving! And that is final!
Sorgiña: Since when are we part of the president's cavalcade?
MargyW: (Ziva) What's the hold up? (Gibbs) DiNozzo has crashed into the President's car!
MargyW: Boy, the queue at the McDonald's drivethrough gets longer every day!
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) I'm trying to decide if we should just walk the next two blocks, or use the van to plow through the traffic.
(Ziva) Well, Gibbs, you know what my vote would be!
MaryW: Of all the times for a trash collection truck to break down!
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) Hummmm. Who does that look like down the block causing all the back-log? (Ziva) It looks like Tony and McGee are at it again. Tim's getting better at taking up for himself!
Abbiefan1: That's Fornell up there. If he thinks he is going to be in charge of this crime scene, he has another think coming.
Sorgiña: Why does the CSI shooting schedule always have to clash with ours?
NCISlover161:( Gibbs) "Ziva would you mind killing…no sorry telling the FBI this is OUR crime scene!"
Sorgiña: Told you the other route was quicker Ziva, now Fornell'll get there before us!
NCISlover161: (Ziva) 'Me and Palmer?? WHO SAID THAT! …OH TONY YOU ARE DEAD!'
Sorgiña (continuing NCISlover 161): (Gibbs) Actually, it was Ducky who mentioned it, I thought you and Tony were an item (Ziva) AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NCISlover161 (continuing Sorgina) (Ziva) 'Look Gibbs I was only flirting with Palmer to annoy agent Lee (Gibbs) Well that's not a bad idea but… (Ziva) And of course me and Tony are an item. He was in with the whole plan and I have a million dollar diamond ring on my finger..I think I am happy thanks!
Sorgiña (continuing NCISlover161) Damn! Now what am I gonna do about Rule 12?
NCISlover161: (Ziva) How about scrap it Gibbs we all know you had a fling with the coffee machine girl!
Sorgiña (continuing NCISlover161) "Doesn't count, she's not a co-worker, i.e. an NCIS agent" (Ziva) "Then me and Tony don't count either, as I'm Mossad liaison offer. Touché Gibbs"
MargyW: Stuff it! I'm walking to Starbucks.
Sorgiña: (Ziva) Gibbs I can see Tony coming back with a tray of coffees (Gibbs) Knew I hired him for a reason
MargyW: (Ziva) I know you told Tony to create a diversion, but don't you think his dancing naked in the middle of the street is a bit much? (Gibbs) Probably, but it's made Fornell laugh!
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (Gibbs) "Wow! look at all that money those women are throwing him! Looks like dinner's on Tony, attaboy DiNozzo!"
MargyW (following Sorgina): (Ziva) I don't want to know where he is going to put the small change!
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (Gibbs) Hands it to McGee of course!
Sorgiña: Ok Hollis, you wanna be wife Nº 5, just set the date, I-I'll be there.
Sorgiña: Shannon, honey, I-I'm sorry I forgot our wedding anniversary, I promise you it won't happen again. Now just get me outta here will ya?
SilverStar48: You see why I like boats better than cars … they stay on TOP of the water!
SilverStar48: Gee, this is a difficult as kissing a girl you don't particularly like.
Abbiefan1: This is the last time I use this car wash.
Sorgiña: Damn! This car hasn't got GPS fitted! I hope DiNozzo realises
Abbiefan1: I know they told me to pick up a car at the motor pool, but this is ridiculous!
Sorgiña: We all live in a yellow submarine…..
MargyW: Isn't that the Titanic ahead?
MargyW: Whaddya mean? This isn't James Bond's car?
SilverStar48: Ok, stay away from the white light … stay away from the white light!
Sorgiña: Oh God! The torpedo's heading my way full speed ahead
SilverStar48: Oh, man! Why couldn't I have jumped in a convertible instead!
MargyW: Oh Sh…….oot!
Sorgiña: This obviously isn't the tunnel under the English Channel.
NCISlover161: "DiNozzo get your ass down here now!"
Sorgiña: I wonder if Nemo stocks up coffee here?
Sorgiña: Hope there are no sharks around here.
silmann13: Damn, why is everything suddenly feel so wet out here!!!
NCISlover161: ' look..Hollis, Jenny and all my ex-wifes I'm sorry let me OUT!'
Sorgiña: (Dinozzo) Hang on in there Boss, I just gotta get a sledgehammer to break the window, and Bob's your uncle
Abbiefan1: Tony's taking a long time to get back down here. I knew I should have given him that raise.
MargyW: My rulebook doesn't have anything to cover this situation!
Sorgiña: Another 10 seconds and another Guinness record broken.
Sorgiña: Hurry up DiNozzo I need to go to the head like now!
MargyW: If only I could remember the words of 'Nearer my God to Thee' (NB: This is the hymn, according to one legend, that the band played as the Titanic was sinking)
Sorgiña: Never any bloody dolphins around when you need them.
MargyW: How the heck do I explain this to Fornell? It's his car!
MargyW: Flipper! Flipper! Here boy….
Abbiefan1: "Stupid GPS! Turn left now it said."
Sorgiña: "Wonder how long it'll take DiNozzo to get rid of Hollis. The things I have to do to get away from that woman!"
Sorgiña: "I'll give the makers blasted child safety locks. The only people who can unlock the damn things are kids"
MargyW: The name is Leroy Jethro Gibbs, NOT Harry Houdini!
Sorgiña: What did I do to piss off Fornell this time?
BellsW: "My father, who art in heaven, please let me outta the car!!!!…..Please!!!!
Windykat: "Mom told me there'd be days like this."
Windykat: "Ok, DiNozzo, stop oogling the girl and GET BACK DOWN HERE!!!! Breathing water ain't easy! Even for me!"
LOTRjunkie14: "I realize I'm not on a road, you stupid GPS! Now get me out of here!"
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: "Ok so now that my life flashed before me and I'm in the water… I wonder if I can part it just like Mosses did???"
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